On my slightly antiquated but still foxy powerbook, I have a chia pet on my dashboard. This is a logical chia pet instead of one that truly exists in this world, but I still have to water him every day. This dashboard is logical. Everything that I have on it not real, my mind makes it real. The dictionary, the song lyrics widget, the calendar, the calculator — they all do real things, but only if I say so. They will sit there patiently waiting for their twenty seconds of fame each week. I seem to have lost enough touch with reality to have placed school in a logical safe, where I’ve forgotten the combination. This university does not get any dedicated fame this week, I also plan to not give it any for the next few. Only one more month, and then the adventure begins.